Teenagers Ten Commandments:
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from thy parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get in fights. (Just start them)
7) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pay more)
8) Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (As Nike says just do it)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (Just leave them in the middle of the road)
About Me
- kriiisztinaaasays
- Krisztina August 20, 1994@Budapest, Hungary Hungarian Still in highschool . . . I am me. I'm comfortable about my self but if you aren't, then too bad because I am not going to turn into something I'm not. I have a rough exterior but i have a soft broken heart interior.
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